42 Self Defense is a crime in "Whopper DA - Alvin Bragg" Jurisdiction (nypost.com) posted 1 year ago by brain_dead 1 year ago by brain_dead +42 / -0 Self-defense isn’t a crime — it’s time for Manhattan to ditch DA Alvin Bragg Loot, fatally shove an elderly woman, have an illegal gun, nothing. But defend yourself and your place of business from a man who attacks you as bodega worker Jose Alba did, and Manhattan DA Bragg … 13 comments share 13 comments share save hide report block hide replies
So that's why if you have to defend yourself, you should steal something off the corpse. Once you explain to the police that it wasn't self defense, you were just robbing him for his watch then they'll be forced to drop all charges.
Hahaha. That would be the way to go.