ACK!!! Cut my thumb making lunch so I had to run to the drug store for some Band-Aids! Check it out, guys! They now come in these really great 'chocolate' and 'coffee' colors! And who doesn't love chocolate, right? So I picked that one! Yay! I love the food theme colors, don't you? Thanks, Band-Aid!
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Why don't band-aids come on a roll?
Every time I cut myself, I end up getting blood everywhere trying to get the damn bandage out of the paper wrapper.
If you rolled them up they’d look tiny and cheap, like the 50 cent Teflon plumber’s tape. Then Johnson & Johnson would have problems charging people $5 for a box.