Optimist: the building is half full
Pessimist: the building is half empty
Communist: the building is ours
Capitalist: the building is $1,000,000
Fauci: the building is safe and effective
Conspiracy theorist: the building is flat
D. Mulvaney: the building is transitioning
T. Carlson/ D. Lemon: the building is un-employed
Bud Light: the building went woke/is going broke
Optimist: the building is half full
Pessimist: the building is half empty
Communist: the building is ours
Capitalist: the building is $1,000,000
Fauci: the building is safe and effective
Conspiracy theorist: the building is flat
D. Mulvaney: the building is transitioning
T. Carlson/ D. Lemon: the building is un-employed
Bud Light: the building went woke/is going broke
...delightfully creative addendum....
They should light the tops. Someone might fly a plane into them.
...howls...