June 16th Corporate President Joe invites Trump into his Livingroom with a large crackling fireplace. Joe asks," Can I get you a coffee, tea, soda ...?". "No Joe, I'm fine ... I'm better than you are, so you better listen".

Trump explains to Joe the true cause of death of John McCain and Goerge Bush, and tells him tales of treason, secret military tribunals, faked news casts about fast acting cancers.

"Listen Joe, you and I know you should burn in hell for all that you have done. But I don't want to see you go down that way. You can see I am a fair man; did I destroy the legacy of Bush or McCain when I took them out?" Joe sheepishly replies, "No, sir".

"I'm going to leave you and your son alone Joe. I'm going to let you retire in honor and as long as your dumb ass son never enters my orbit of observation again you and yours will disappear into obscure history."

"But here's what I need you to do, Fren".

Tune in next week for the second installment of weekend at Bernie's 2024