Canada Anthem Played on Rubber Chickens
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Canada and their military prowess (cough) deserve mocking... so here's a rubber chicken joke to go with your vid (that I enjoyed, thank you).
Canada finally invades the U.S. The Prime Minister stands at the border with a rubber chicken in hand.
“Sorry to do this,” he says, “but we’re taking over.”
“And what’s that for?” asks the American general.
“Oh, this?” says the Canadian. “It’s our Weapon of Mass Distraction. We call it… the Chicken Cannon.” (He squeezes it.) “Aaaaaa!”
“That’s it?” laughs the general.
“Well,” says the Prime Minister, “We are polite. But when 10,000 of those go off at once… you’ll be squeaking for mercy.”
Yes, Canada's military sucks. It's focused more on DEI than war readiness.
I honestly ponder if Canada's military from 1945 could conquer the country.
Zelensky enters the chat...
https://youtu.be/J_UWafVKjLw