Official Lincoln Project Response: “Despite all appearances and logic, yeah, that one guy was totally the only pedo around here. None of the rest of us greasy, sweaty tubs of lard are remotely into molesting young boys or anything. And the fact that we’re pedos, er, I mean totally not pedos, is not at all why we hate Donald Trump, who wants to put all of us... er, I mean those bad, bad pedophiles in prison.”

Official Lincoln Project Response:

“Despite all appearances and logic, yeah, that one guy was totally the only pedo around here. None of the rest of us greasy, sweaty tubs of lard are remotely into molesting young boys or anything. And the fact that we’re pedos, er, I mean totally not pedos, is not at all why we hate Donald Trump, who wantsto put all of us... er, I mean those bad, bad pedophiles in prison.”