Step 1. Outlaw misinformation. (Who could object to that? Someone who WANTS to misinform or be misinformed? Such a person is both stupid and dangerous!) Make penalties for "lying" ramp up from idiotically severe to demonically draconian.

Step 1a. If you accuse someone of lying, that automatically means they are; that you're telling the truth; and they can never accuse you of lying after that. So you get to always keep lying and calling the other side liars no matter what they say.

Step 2. Define anything that disagrees with your Control Agenda-driven worldview as "misinformation".

Step 3. Mock and punish any who object to being accused and found guilty (they are one and the same, as with charges of any other perceived social offense) of misinformation. Anyone denying a charge of misinformation is lying. That is another offense.

Step 4. Define any objection to the foregoing rules as "insurrection". All who participate or appear, by manner of speech or dress or otherwise, to agree with insurrection are by definition "terrorists" and may be jailed indefinitely without bail or trial as enemy combatants.

Step 5. Define all attempted use of First Amendment protections as nationalism. Since nationalism and patriotism are, by definition, violently aggressive posturing against all other nations, they are international terrorism and are punished accordingly, up to and including the death penalty.

See how easy this is? Even without being a commie, just read 1984 and Animal Farm, and you too can write convincing commie legislation.

Step 1. Outlaw misinformation. (Who could object to that? Someone who WANTS to misinform or be misinformed? Such a person is both stupid and dangerous!) Make penalties for "lying" ramp up from idiotically severe to demonically draconian.

Step 1a. If you accuse someone of lying, that automatically means they are; that you're telling the truth; and they can never accuse you of lying after that. So you get to always keep lying and calling the other side liars no matter what they say.

Step 2. Define anything that disagrees with your Control Agenda-driven worldview as "misinformation".

Step 3. Mock and punish any who object to being accused and found guilty (they are one and the same, as with charges of any other perceived social offense) of misinformation. Anyone denying a charge of misinformation is lying. That is another offense.

Step 4. Define any objection to the foregoing rules as "insurrection". All who participate or appear, by manner of speech or dress or otherwise to agree with insurrection are by definition "terrorists" and may be jailed indefinitely without bail or trial as enemy combatants.

Step 5. Define all attempted use of First Amendment protections as nationalism. Since nationalism and patriotism are, by definition, violently aggressive posturing against all other nations, they are international terrorism and are punished accordingly, up to and including the death penalty.

See how easy this is? Even without being a commie, just read 1984 and Animal Farm, and you too can write convincing commie legislation.

Step 1. Outlaw misinformation. (Who could object to that? Someone who WANTS to misinform or be misinformed? Such a person is both stupid and dangerous!) Make penalties for "lying" ramp up from idiotically severe to demonically draconian. Step 1a. If you accuse someone of lying, that automatically means they are; that you're telling the truth; and they can never accuse you of lying after that. So you get to always keep lying and calling the other side liars no matter what they say. Step 2. Define anything that disagrees with your Control Agenda-driven worldview as "misinformation". Step 3. Mock and punish any who object to being accused and found guilty (they are one and the same, as with charges of any other perceived social offense) of misinformation. Anyone denying a charge of misinformation is lying. That is another offense. Step 4. Define any objection to the foregoing rules as "insurrection". All who participate or appear, by manner of speech or dress or otherwise to agree with insurrection are by definition "terrorists" and may be jailed indefinitely without bail or trial as enemy combatants. Step 5. Define all attempted use of First Amendment protections as nationalism. Since nationalism and patriotism are, by definition, violently aggressive posturing against all other nations, they are international terrorism and are punished accordingly, up to and including the death penalty. See how easy this is? Even without being a commie, just read 1984 and Animal Farm, and you too can write convincing commie legislation.

Step 1. Outlaw misinformation. (Who could object to that? Someone who WANTS to misinform or be misinformed? Such a person is both stupid and dangerous!) Make penalties for lying ramp up from idiotically severe to demonically draconian. Step 1a. If you accuse someone of lying, that automatically means they are; that you're telling the truth; and they can never accuse you of lying after that. So you get to always keep lying and calling the other side liars no matter what they say. Step 2. Define anything that disagrees with your Control Agenda-driven worldview as "misinformation". Step 3. Mock and punish any who object to being accused and found guilty (they are one and the same, as with charges of any other perceived social offense) of misinformation. Anyone denying a charge of misinformation is lying. That is another offense. Step 4. Define any objection to the foregoing rules as "insurrection". All who participate or appear, by manner of speech or dress or otherwise to agree with insurrection are by definition "terrorists" and may be jailed indefinitely without bail or trial as enemy combatants. Step 5. Define all attempted use of First Amendment protections as nationalism. Since nationalism and patriotism are, by definition, violently aggressive posturing against all other nations, they are international terrorism and are punished accordingly, up to and including the death penalty. See how easy this is? Even without being a commie, just read 1984 and Animal Farm, and you too can write convincing commie legislation.

Step 1. Outlaw misinformation. (Who could object to that? Someone who WANTS to be misinformed? Such a person is both stupid and dangerous!) Make penalties for lying ramp up from idiotically severe to demonically draconian.

Step 1a. If you accuse someone of lying, that automatically means they are; that you're telling the truth; and they can never accuse you of lying after that. So you get to always keep lying and calling the other side liars no matter what they say.

Step 2. Define anything that disagrees with your Control Agenda-driven worldview as "misinformation".

Step 3. Mock and punish any who object to being accused and found guilty (they are one and the same, as with charges of any other perceived social offense) of misinformation. Anyone denying a charge of misinformation is lying. That is another offense.

Step 4. Define any objection to the foregoing rules as "insurrection". All who participate or appear, by manner of speech or dress or otherwise to agree with insurrection are by definition "terrorists" and may be jailed indefinitely without bail or trial as enemy combatants.

Step 5. Define all attempted use of First Amendment protections as nationalism. Since nationalism and patriotism are, by definition, violently aggressive posturing against all other nations, they are international terrorism and are punished accordingly, up to and including the death penalty.

See how easy this is? Even without being a commie, just read 1984 and Animal Farm, and you too can write convincing commie legislation.

Step 1. Outlaw misinformation. (Who could object to that? Someone who WANTS to be misinformed? Such a person is both stupid and dangerous!) Make penalties for lying ramp up from idiotically severe to demonically draconian.

Step 1a. If you accuse someone of lying, that automatically means they are; that you're telling the truth; and they can never accuse you of lying after that. So you get to always keep lying and calling the other side liars no matter what they say.

Step 2. Define anything that disagrees with your Control Agenda-driven worldview as "misinformation".

Step 3. Mock and punish any who object to being accused and found guilty (they are one and the same, as with charges of any other perceived social offense) of misinformation. Anyone denying a charge of misinformation is lying. That is another offense.

See how easy this is? Even without being a commie, just read 1984 and Animal Farm, and you too can write convincing commie legislation.