you need to have a spiel ready and it needs to be intimidating. you can borrow this one: excuse me, but are you familiar w/ the ada? americans with disability act? no? let me inform you: you may ask me two questions...one, am i disabled? i am. two, is your disability affected by wearing a mask? yes it is. if you ask me anything else, you are opening up not only corporate but yourself personally for a big fat lawsuit for violating hippa regulations and discriminating against the disabled. hope you have a big bank account, sweet cheeks, bc i have a hungry hungry lawyer. you have a nice day now.

make a big show of getting the person's name. you can even get a friend on it; make call..."hi jen, it's brownguy. is lawyer badass in? no? well, have him call me back, i've got another one for him. yes, yes, the check did come in...i should send you flowers! have lawyer badass call me when he gets in from court!" have fun with it! twitch a lil, let loose w/ a lil tourette's or do a bob goldthwaite imitation.

you need to have a spiel ready and it needs to be intimidating. you can borrow this one: excuse me, but are you familiar w/ the ada? americans with disability act? no? let me inform you: you may ask me two questions...one, am i disabled? i am. two, is your disability affected by wearing a mask? yes it is. if you ask me anything else, you are opening up not only corporate but yourself personally for a big fat lawsuit for violating hippa regulations and discriminating against the disabled. hope you have a big bank account, sweet cheeks, bc i have a hungry hungry lawyer. you have a nice day now.

make a big show of getting the person's name. you can even get a friend on it; make call..."hi jen, it's brownguy. is lawyer badass in? no? well, have him call me back, i've got another one for him. yes, yes, the check did come in...i should send you flowers! have lawyer badass call me when he gets in from court!"