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Now it may have been just one or two Secret Service agents that were dirty, but almost certainly at least one was in on the conspiracy to murder JFK.

Let's say you are a borderline retard, but not full, and you have received exactly zero training, but for some reason you have been given the job of driving the President of the United States in an open limousine. The other guy got sick or something.

You hear a gunshot.

WTF are you going to do with the gas pedal in this situation? No matter if a vehicle in front of you is going to get bumped.

You're going to nail it.

Not come to a virtual stop.

Are we seriously supposed to figure the actual driver was that stupid, below borderline retard, or that he wasn't extensively trained to respond decisively and properly? They don't get the job because of being the only guy willing to work for a buck-oh-five an hour.

Besides this, the Secret Service surely was involved in the route planning and had to approve it.

Now, does that mean they had to stay dirty? Absolutely not. The one Secret Service agent I've known, from before he was an agent through his early years in it, was as clean a Patriot as anyone could possibly find.

3 years ago
2 score
Reason: None provided.

Now it may have been just one or two Secret Service agents that were dirty, but almost certainly at least one was in on the conspiracy to murder JFK.

Let's say you are a borderline retard, but not full, and you have received exactly zero training, but for some reason you have been given the job of driving the President of the United States in an open limousine. The other guy got sick or something.

You hear a gunshot.

WTF are you going to do with the gas pedal in this situation? No matter if a vehicle in front of you is going to get bumped.

You're going to nail it.

Not come to a virtual stop.

Besides this, the Secret Service surely was involved in the route planning and had to approve it.

Now, does that mean they had to stay dirty? Absolutely not.

The one Secret Service agent I've known, from before he was an agent through his early years in it, was as clean a Patriot as anyone could possibly find.

3 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Now it may have been just one or two Secret Service agents that were dirty, but almost certainly at least one was in on the conspiracy to murder JFK.

Let's say you are a borderline retard, but not full, and you have received exactly zero training, but for some reason you have been given the job of driving the President of the United States in an open limousine. (The other guy got sick or something.)

You hear a gunshot.

WTF are you going to do with the gas pedal in this situation? No matter if you're to bump the vehicle in front of you.

You're going to nail it.

Not come to a virtual stop.

Besides this, the Secret Service surely was involved in the route planning and had to approve it.

Now, does that mean they had to stay dirty? Absolutely not.

The one Secret Service agent I've known, from before he was an agent through his early years in it, was as clean a Patriot as anyone could possibly find.

3 years ago
1 score