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We need to start a new religion that prohibits followers from wearing masks.

Not to disrespect Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, but to fight the New World Order Kabbalah Satanists.

Given how much the Kabbalahs hate Jesus Christ, I don't think it can be blatantly Christian. Just something simple and ambiguous that we can use to make this a First Amendment issue.

The inventor / spokesperson should be an African-American so we can use the race card against the enemy too.

Perhaps make the religion related to the Jewish Holocaust, so we can also use the "holocaust denial" card against critics?


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3 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

We need to start an African-American based religion that prohibits followers from wearing masks.

Not to disrespect Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, but to fight the New World Order Kabbalah Satanists.

Just something simple and ambiguous that we can use to make this a First Amendment issue.

3 years ago
1 score