LOL we should hope nothing Trump would attach his name to would ever have such a dull and unimaginative name, neither provocative nor evocative of anything. Up? Really? Yawn. And not too readily made into a verb:

"Hey, didja see what Trump djtupped out last night?" "Yeah, he was djtupping up a djtupstorm!" Even if shortened to UP, "upped out" and "upping up a storm" just sound stupid. Like "tweeted." But I digress.

But that's not the dead giveaway of bullshit: it's the big name media logos at the bottom. Yeah right. Try to imagine Donald Trump shilling for NYT, LATimes, BBC, Bloomberg, CNN, Chicago Tribune, ABC, Reuters, etc. by placing their actual logos on the front page of his website. As if he would consider them as some sort of credibility for his platform. We choke with laughter.

Kek...If this is real, I've got some headwear to consume.

LOL we should hope nothing Trump would attach his name to would ever have such a dull and unimaginative name, neither provocative nor evocative of anything. Up? Really? Yawn. And not too readily made into a verb:

"Hey, didja see what Trump djtupped out last night?" "Yeah, he was djtupping up a djtupstorm!" Even if shortened to UP, "upped out" and "upping up a storm" just sound stupid. Like "tweeted." But I digress.

Awkward. But that's not the dead giveaway of bullshit: it's the big name media logos at the bottom. Yeah right. Try to imagine Donald Trump shilling for NYT, LATimes, BBC, Bloomberg, CNN, etc. by placing their actual logos on the front page of his website, as if he would consider "as seen on" as some sort of credibility for his platform. Only in opposite land!

Kek...If this is real, I've got some headwear to consume.

LOL nothing Trump would attach his name to would ever have such a stupid name.

"Hey, didja see what Trump djtupped out last night?" "Yeah, he was djtupping up a djtupstorm!"

Fake news gonna fake news.