This! Funny how Dave weaves this story like we, “the people” aren’t already there. Like oh, uh hum, please tell me more while I nod my head slowly in agreement like a retard. And don’t tell me, “I might be there” already but it’s for the masses. Bullshit Dave, I freaking love ya man, but at the same time I want to punch your fucking lights out. “We the people” are past the precipice.

*Also, Dave must not listen to his podcast at all otherwise he’d hear the glitch in his multi-collagen ad read that’s been there for weeks now.

This! Funny how Dave weaves this story like we, “the people” aren’t already there. Like oh, uh hum, please tell me more while I nod my head slowly in agreement like a retard. And don’t tell me, “I might be there” already but it’s for the masses. Bullshit Dave, I freaking love ya man, but at the same time I want to punch your fucking lights out. “We the people” are past the precipice.

*Also, Dave must not listen to his podcast at all otherwise he’d hear the glitch in his multi-cologne ad read that’s been there for weeks now.