Reason: None provided.
> robs bank
oh right there’s a camera and I can’t let them see my face
> robs bank while wearing a fursuit
> walks past one of the only police officers left
> foot pursuits are banned in Chicago
> officer can’t do anything about it
I can commit all sorts of crimes now that the police is defunded
> gets tackled by an autistic vigilante superhero
3 years ago
2 score
Reason: Original
> robs bank
oh right there’s a camera and I can’t let them see my face
> robs bank while wearing a fursuit
> walks past one of the only police officers left
> foot pursuits are banned in Chicago
> officer can’t do anything about it
>
> gets tackled by a furry with a cape
if lawmakers defund the police then we will have autistic crimefighting vigilante superheroes
3 years ago
1 score