Eyewitnesses say a Tyrannosaurus Rex was spotted trampling the Arizona Veterans Memorial Coliseum last night, reducing the venue to rubble and triggering a tsunami that washed all traces of ballots away.

The surprise attack is the first T-Rex sighting in Arizona in over 150 million years. Experts are unsure of what prompted the attack, but are citing climate change as a contributing factor.

When asked to comment whether other areas of the United States should be concerned, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki mentioned conditions looking similar in New Hampshire and Georgia as other likely locations habitable by the T-Rex, but said she would have to circle back with more details.

Eyewitnesses say a Tyrannosaurus Rex was spotted trampling the Arizona Veterans Memorial Coliseum last night, reducing the venue to rubble and triggering a tsunami that washed all traces of ballots away.

The surprise attack is the first T-Rex sighting in Arizona in over 150 million years. Experts are unsure of what prompted the attack, but are citing climate change as a contributing factor.

When asked to comment whether other areas of the United States should be concerned, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki mentioned conditions looking similar in New Hampshire and Georgia as other likely locations habitable by the T-Rex, but would have to circle back with more details.