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The inauguration is over and everyone publicly goes back to their hotel rooms. That night the evil cabal returns to the Capital. They assemble under the Capital in the tunnels below. They encircle an altar and Biden emerges and voluntarily ascends the altar. He is shot as a sacrifice to their god, by a worshiper who has been shown to be actively involved in the Trump movement and protests.

They sing their songs, they do their awful worst. But before they are done an EMERGENCY BROADCAST happens and the world is shown the true evil that inhabits DC. The military swoops in and arrests them all. It turns out that during the January 6th protests operatives planted cameras in the tunnels to capture their horrible satanic practices. They are caught red handed.

3 years ago
2 score
Reason: Original

The inauguration is over and everyone publicly goes back to their hotel rooms. That night the evil cabal returns to the Capital. They assemble under the Capital in the tunnels below. They encircle an altar and Biden emerges and voluntarily ascends the altar. He is shot as a sacrifice to their god, by a worshiper who has been shown to be actively involved in the Trump movement and protests.

They sing their songs, they do their awful worst. But before they are done an EMERGENCY BROADCAST happens and the world is shown the true evil that inhabits DC. The military swoops in and arrests them all. It turns out that during the January 6th protests operatives planted cameras in the tunnels to capture their horrible satanic practices. They are caught red handed.

3 years ago
1 score