You are clearly creating strawmen:

trying to inform them does is tell them "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!" It comes off as hysterics which just discredits us.

Sorry buddy.

Save your script for yourself. Nobody put in you and charge and every time I hear:

...nothing but make us look like loons.

I know I'm dealing with a gatekeeper.

You are clearly creating strawmen:

trying to inform them does is tell them "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!" It comes off as hysterics which just discredits us.

Is this what you do to come off as intelligent? Sorry buddy.

Save your script for yourself. Nobody put in you and charge and every time I hear:

...nothing but make us look like loons.

I know I'm dealing with a gatekeeper.