Montgomery is super boring. Believe me. You might want to look in to Grand Bay. It's the best little town no one has ever heard of. Minutes away from Mobile, Biloxi and Nawlins. You're maybe an hour from the beach at Dauphin Island.

Otherwise, I'd say look in to the Florida Panhandle. Super cheap dirt and always close to the beach. No INCOME TAX in Florida, and we have the most based Guvnah in the world.

Montgomery is super boring. Believe me. You might want to look in to Grand Bay. It's the best little town no one has ever heard of. Minutes away from Mobile and Biloxi. You're maybe an hour from the beach at Dauphin Island.

Otherwise, I'd say look in to the Florida Panhandle. Super cheap dirt and always close to the beach. No INCOME TAX in Florida, and we have the most based Guvnah in the world.