"Alright I have inside info from a close relative about the Bill and Melinda Gates divorce."

--Why am I doubting this from the very first sentence?

"I can 100% confirm the divorce is due to Bill's sexual behavior."

--You couldn't "100% confirm" that even if you were privy to Melinda's pillow secrets, because she might be lying. And might not be the original Melinda.

"Bill Gates very very well could be the first unsealed indictment Q mentioned. I have some Grade A Hopium for you in here."

--You've been here a year, and write like a string-along artist.

"Alright I have inside info from a close relative about the Bill and Melinda Gates divorce."

--Why am I doubting this from the very first sentence?

"I can 100% confirm the divorce is due to Bill's sexual behavior."

--You couldn't "100% confirm" that even if you wear privy to Melinda's pillow secrets, because she might be lying. And might not be the original Melinda.

"Bill Gates very very well could be the first unsealed indictment Q mentioned. I have some Grade A Hopium for you in here."

--You've been here a year, and write like a string-along artist.