Oh geez . . . I left this page open, then put my phone in my back pocket as I typically do - and went bowling with my son. My posterior apparently "deported" Wins of the Day". NOOOOO!!!

Sorry, Moderators! I've learned to log off to prevent my butt from operating my phone. In the past it has called China, tried to book airline tickets (COMPLETELY unrelated, mind you), listened to Captain and Tenille (you must know that I would NEVER do that !!), and tried to order various items online.

I'm writing this to help save others from my fate - a 1-day ban (although if this gets posted, a soft one) for ass-deporting Wins of the Day. Oddly, it seems appropriate that ONLY an ASS would deport WoTD! Let my story save another innocent from banmation! KEK

Oh geez . . . I left this page open, then put my phone in my back pocket as I typically do, andwent bowling with my son. My posterior apparently "deported" Wins of the Day". NOOOOO!!!

Sorry, Moderators! I've learned to log off before allowing my butt to ooerate my phone. In the past it has called China, tried to book airline tickets (COMPLETELY unrelated, mind you), listened to Captain and Tenille (you must know that I would NEVER do that), and tried to order various items online.

I'm writing this to help save others from my fate - a 1-day ban (although if this gets posted, a soft one) for ass-deporting Wins of the Day. Oddly, it seems appropriate that ONLY an ASS would deport WITD! Let my story save another innocent from banmation! KEK