... because someone with half-a-brain focus-grouped "prick" and figured out why it was such a popular term with the College Age horn-dogs.

Would've been GLORIOUS if they had settled on the term "prick" instead of "jab" ... we can only dream ...

"Accept the prick."

"It's only a little prick."

"You know you want the prick."

"You will take our prick and be happy!"

"Post selfies of you getting pricked or where you got your prick!" (okay, I know, I'm reaching with this last one ...)

... because someone with half-a-brain focus-grouped "prick" and figured out why it was such a popular term with the College Age horn-dogs.

Would've been glorious if they had settled on the term "prick" instead of "jab" ... we can only dream ...