Too bad we're on the civilized size. Otherwise we can put the Sheriff of Nottingham in charge and use spoons:

Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?

Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more!

Kidding. Any change I guess will need DOJ or Military Court approval. The fact that they approved firing squads etc and announced it and no one flipped out or did a double take was very interesting.

Too bad we're on the civilized size. Otherwise we can put the Sheriff of Nottingham in charge and use spoons:

Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe? Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more!

Kidding. Any change I guess will need DOJ or Military Court approval. The fact that they approved firing squads etc and announced it and no one flipped out or did a double take was very interesting.