Here's the thing. Postman, Fireman, Policeman are now all borderline illegal. Because they contain the word "Man" in them.

In sticking with such a theme, we should change the world WOMAN to WOPERSON.

But therein lies another problem. PerSON has the word SON in it, which is a masculine term.

We should change Person to Perpeople.

Now, we insert Perpeople back into Woman and it becomes Woperpeople.

That's right. Woperpeople are now available at your nearest Burger King.

Here's the thing. Postman, Fireman, Policeman are now all borderline illegal. Because they contain the word "Man" in them. In sticking with such a theme, we should change the world WOMAN to WOPERSON. But therein lies another problem. PerSON has the word SON in it, which is a masculine term. We should change Person to Perpeople. Now, we insert Perpeople back into Woman and it becomes Woperpeople. That's right. Woperpeople are now available at your nearest Burger King.

Here's the thing.

Postman, Fireman, Policeman are now all borderline illegal. Because they contain the word "Man" in them.

In sticking with such a theme, we should change the world WOMAN to WOPERSON.

But therein lies another problem. PerSON has the word SON in it, which is a masculine term.

We should change Person to Perpeople.

Now, we insert Perpeople back into Woman and it becomes Woperpeople.

That's right. Woperpeople are now available at the nearest Burger King near you.