Oh man, my favorite is the woman I met in person one day when I was introduced to the apartment complex manager.

She walked up, extended her hand and said, "Hello, my name is Aquanetta Moses." It took everything I had in me to crack up laughing right then and there. Seriously, look her up.

Aquanetta Moses

EDIT: She is actually a very kind and lovely lady and not even remotely related to riggerdom.

Oh man, my favorite is the woman I met in person one day when I was introduced to the apartment complex manager.

She walked up, extended her hand and said, "Hello, my name is Aquanetta Moses." It took everything I had in me to crack up laughing right then and there. Seriously, look her up.

Aquanetta Moses