It's quite simple, really, as the profanity modifiers are also metric.

A Shit is 10x An Ass is 100x A Fuck is 1000x

If you have a Shitload of product you're trying to move or sell or provide, you're dealing with 10x a normal "load". Whatever that load may be.

Thus, if a metric ton is 1,000Kg, a metric Fuckton is exactly 1,000,000 kilograms, which is equal to a fucktonne.

I purpose smaller units as well. Cuck 1/10th, Soy 1/100th and Femi 1/1000th.

Thus, a cuckton is 1/10th of a ton, or 200lbs, and a guy who can bench press 2000 Femipounds is a soyboy indeed.

It's quite simple, really, as the profanity modifiers are also metric.

A Shit is 10x An Ass is 100x A Fuck is 1000x

If you have a Shitload of product you're trying to move or sell or provide, you're dealing with 10x a normal "load". Whatever that load may be.

Thus, if a metric ton is 1,000Kg, a metric Fuckton is exactly 1,000,000 kilograms, which is equal to a fucktonne.