Time is a weird thing. If you had told 7 yr old me that in 22 years women would dress up like bubblegum haired elves and masturbate on camera with canine dildos for cash and grown ass men would enjoy My Little Pony and be able to make a living off of video taping themselves playing video games I would have said, "Get the fuck out. Quit chewing on the erasers, put down the funny smelling markers Karl. You can't digest Elmer's glue man. Go air out in the hall."

...Boy... Was I ever short sighted. Apparently while I was trying to get Karl back to sanity somewhere in a trailer park a dirty old uncle was well on his way to making this an acceptable career path for Belle Delphine.

Time is a weird thing. If you had told 7 yr old me that in 22 years women would dress up like bubblegum haired elves and masturbate on camera with canine dildos for cash and grown ass men would enjoy My Little Pony and be able to make a living off of video taping themselves playing video games I would have said, "Get the fuck out. Quit chewing on the erasers, put down the funny smelling markers Karl. You can't digest Elmer's glue man. Go air out in the hall."

...Boy was I short sighted. Apparently while I was trying to get Karl back to sanity somewhere in a trailer park a dirty old uncle was making this a career path for Belle Delphine.