I have done this! If it is a man asking me this very personal medical question, my answer is, good and loud, "Are you still needing to take Viagra?" If it is a woman, I ask, "How many abortions have you had?" And if it is an especially fat woman, "Wow. Are you pregnant?"

I have done this! If it is a man asking me this very personal medical question, my answer is: "Are you still needing to take Viagra?" If it is a woman, I ask, "How many abortions have you had?