What you do is:

• Pull her hair
• Bend her over
• Spank her
• Whisper in her ear that YOU are the boss

Then ... tell her there will be no Chinese spyware in your house

Then ... tell her you will take her and the kids out to dinner tonight, and to be sure to wear something nice.

Then ... go remove the Chinese spyware from your house, and take your kids outside to play.

Do not ask questions. Do not ask permission. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Just do what you were meant to do.

;-)

What you do is:

• Pull her hair
• Bend her over
• Spank her
• Whisper in her ear that YOU are the boss

Then ... tell her there will be no Chinese spyware in your house

Then ... tell her you will take her and the kids out to dinner tonight, and to be sure to wear something nice.

Then ... go remove the Chinese spyware from your house, and take your kids outside to play.

;-)

What you do is:

• Pull her hair
• Bend her over
• Spank her
• Whisper in her ear that YOU are the boss

Then ... tell her there will be no Chinese spyware in your house

Then ... tell her you will take her and the kids out to dinner tonight, and to be sure to wear something nice.

Then ... go do something else.

;-)