If it was me, I'd go with a fake vax card. I would look on Fascistbook for posts of California libtards (maybe co-workers' or students' pages) who've bragged about their shots and posted pictures of themselves with their certs and see what they look like. Several fake certs have been posted here that you can use. You want a vaccine series number too. Go with the two-shot Moderna or Pfizer so they can't fuck with you about the one-shot J&J. Scribble a janky signature with the opposite hand you use, and print it on cardstock. It's very doubtful your employer will actually verify them at such a large organization. If they only ask that you turn this in online, and not hard copy, this whole process will be way easier. Screen grab a pic of a card from online, change the name to yours, scan it, or take a pic with your phone, and voila.

There are only two major religions in the USA that expressly prohibit vaccines: Church of Christ, Scientist, and the Dutch Reformed Church. If your employer is requiring proof of church membership, maybe you can find a follower of Mary Baker Eddy to back date your membership, that could work. Write an essay about 'your Christian Science religion' and why you are so deeply opposed to being vaccinated. I'm sure there are many online. But if you've taken time off from work for surgeries, or anything like that or people in Admin know you, and know you take meds, even over the counter, etc., that won't work. I would think that your employer would check on these exemptions more than they would verify every vax card.

Whatever you choose to do, do not tell anyone, ever. Don't talk to co-workers about vaccines and how you feel about it. People rat, count on that. Good luck to you.

If it was me, I'd go with a fake vax card. I would look on Fascistbook for posts of California libtards (maybe co-workers' or students' pages) who've bragged about their shots and posted pictures of themselves with their certs and see what they look like. Several fake certs have been posted here that you can use. You want a vaccine series number too. Go with the two-shot Moderna or Pfizer so they can't fuck with you about the one-shot J&J. Scribble a janky signature with the opposite hand you use, and print it on cardstock. It's very doubtful your employer will actually verify them at such a large organization. If they only ask that you turn this in online, and not hard copy, this whole process will be way easier. Screen grab a pic of a card from online, change the name to yours, scan it, or take a pic with your phone, and voila.

There are only two major religions in the USA that expressly prohibit vaccines: Church of Christ, Scientist, and the Dutch Reformed Church. If your employer is requiring proof of church membership, maybe you can find a follower of Mary Baker Eddy to back date your membership, that could work. Write an essay about 'your Christian Science religion' and why you are so deeply opposed to being vaccinated. I'm sure there are many online. But if you've taken time off from work for surgeries, or anything like that or people in Admin know you, and know you take meds, even over the counter, etc., that won't work.

Whatever you choose to do, do not tell anyone, ever. People rat, count on that. Good luck to you.