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My mental agility pales in comparison to yours, certainly. I would say your mental agility is astonishing. Like a contortionist putting his head around and into his agile buttocks.

How to make a pretzel:

(1) Take one doughy douche--Dave Hayes will do and send him a check (2) Examine the dough: Observe that he doesn't work as a medic (3) First twist: Pretend not to understand that he makes more money as a fake prophet and healer (3) Look at the dough: does he offer anything free? (4) Next twist: confuse yourself into thinking his free stuff is more than an advertisement for his books of false religious claims and repackaged anon work (5) Third twist: please do not notice that the pretzel is getting twisty (4) Final twist: Infer that he quit his job selflessly to serve others and drop to all fours in eager desire to endless fellate your hero. (5) Send the PayMe Medic a check, again.

(5) Cover it all in salty sprinkles to make the flavor easier to choke down.

3 years ago
1 score
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My mental agility pales in comparison to yours, certainly. I would say your mental agility is astonishing. Like a contortionist putting his head around and into his agile buttocks. Recipe for Cqvfefe Pretzels:

How to make a pretzel:

(1) Take one doughy douche--Dave Hayes will do and send him a check (2) Examine the dough: Observe that he doesn't work as a medic (3) First twist: Pretend not to understand that he makes more money as a fake prophet and healer (3) Look at the dough: does he offer anything free? (4) Next twist: confuse yourself into thinking his free stuff is more than an advertisement for his books of false religious claims and repackaged anon work (5) Third twist: please do not notice that the pretzel is getting twisty (4) Final twist: Infer that he quit his job selflessly to serve others and drop to all fours in eager desire to endless fellate your hero. (5) Send the PayMe Medic a check, again.

(5) Cover it all in salty sprinkles to make the flavor easier to choke down.

3 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

My mental agility pales in comparison to yours, certainly. I would say your mental agility is astonishing. Like a contortionist putting his head around and into his agile buttocks. Recipe for Cqefe Pretzels:

How to make a pretzel:

(1) Take one doughy douche--Dave Hayes will do and send him a check (2) Examine the dough: Observe that he doesn't work as a medic (3) First twist: Pretend not to understand that he makes more money as a fake prophet and healer (3) Look at the dough: does he offer anything free? (4) Next twist: confuse yourself into thinking his free stuff is more than an advertisement for his books of false religious claims and repackaged anon work (5) Third twist: please do not notice that the pretzel is getting twisty (4) Final twist: Infer that he quit his job selflessly to serve others and drop to all fours in eager desire to endless fellate your hero. (5) Send the PayMe Medic a check, again.

(5) Cover it all in salty sprinkles to make the flavor easier to choke down.

3 years ago
1 score