I just vomited a bit. I gotta killer Geraldo story I witnessed in Baghdad when he was with CNN. We’re all at the DFAC (Dining Facility) at Camp Victory/Liberty-Baghdad having dinner and they had CNN on TV’s...this was around ‘04 or ‘05. About 500 yards away across road was a short drive with several 155 Howitzers dug-in and they would send outgoing rounds downrange on occasion (practice rounds scheduled at 9:00PM). So little did we all know Geraldo is out front of DFAC with a lighting, sound and camera crew. We hear an outgoing round go...it’s something beyond what you’d think with the concussion and micro-powder particles can be smelled immediately. Anyway a CNN Alert from Baghdad is up on the screen and there’s Geraldo UNDER A CONCRETE TABLE out front of DFAC...exclaiming “WE GOT INCOMING ROUNDS IN BAGHDAD”. So Mr Hero is under the table, mic in hand, while his several man crew is filming him?!! The whole DFAC erupted in laughter & then disgust as we realized, he’s out front and LYING TO THE WORLD. He said INCOMING...when they were OUTGOING practice rounds. They knew to get setup cuz practice rounds would volley around 21:00 (9:00 PM). Several men ran outside...all I know is the CNN feed was cut short; for effect. (Oh poor Mr War Hero...you fuqqin PUSSY LYING PONY POS). I hate him.

I just vomited a bit.