Excellent news!

Your next move is to get your mother or father on here. I’ve prepared a script for you, you can be creative with it, but then you won’t get the desired effect. It’s a choice between A+ or B, both a pass but a B is like getting the vaxx.

Ok follow carefully…

1. just say you were getting supplies or groceries at… [insert store your mother or father likes to go to].

2. You were by the… [pick favorite grocery or supply store ilse] when you overheard a sweet couple discussing current events, they were probably around… [pick and age 5-10 years older than your parents].

3. They were talking about how they are so grateful to have found a community on the internet where they can discuss family and current events.

4. Intrigued you listened on, you pretended to look at… [pick the appropriate item based on the store you chose in #1]. You heard them say it was great awakening dot win.

… “here I’ll look for it now on the phone. Oh wait mine is in the car, I’ll use yours Mom/Dad”

If they have a beige pc or 3” thick laptop, use this script instead…

… “here I’ll look for it now on the phone. Oh gosh darn it! I left it in the car… how about I fire up AOL and look it up on the computer?”

5. When you’re on this glorious board, you need to do 2 things…

(1) make them a username and password, don’t worry they don’t have to remember the password… no one does.

(2) find one of WinAnons and his Knights of Wins posts. They posts daily, but sometimes they go camping.

6. Call your parents over and show them the Wins list and now bookmark this site. Or pin it to their phone home screen or write down instructions if they have AOL.

7. Now every time you talk to them, you can always refer to the Wins of the day list.

Godspeed fren.

Excellent news!

Your next move is to get your mother or father on here. I’ve prepared a script for you, you can be creative with it, but then you won’t get the desired effect. It’s a choice between A+ or B, both a pass but a B is like getting the vaxx.

Ok follow carefully…

1. just say you were getting supplies or groceries at… [insert store your mother or father likes to go to].

2. You were by the… [pick favorite grocery or supply store ilse] when you overheard a sweet couple discussing current events, they were probably around… [pick and age 5-10 years older than your parents].

3. They were talking about how they are so grateful to have found a community of online where they can discuss family and current events.

4. Intrigued you listened on, you pretended to look at… [pick the appropriate item based on the store you chose in #1]. You heard them say it was great awakening dot win.

… “here I’ll look for it now on the phone. Oh wait mine is in the car, I’ll use yours Mom/Dad”

If they have a beige pc or 3” thick laptop, use this script instead…

… “here I’ll look for it now on the phone. Oh gosh darn it! I left it in the car… how about I fire up AOL and look it up on the computer?”

5. When you’re on this glorious board, you need to do 2 things…

(1) make them a username and password, don’t worry they don’t have to remember the password… no one does.

(2) find one of WinAnons and his Knights of Wins posts. They posts daily, but sometimes they go camping.

6. Call your parents over and show them the Wins list and now bookmark this site. Or pin it to their phone home screen or write down instructions if they have AOL.

7. Now every time you talk to them, you can always refer to the Wins of the day list.

Godspeed fren.