I'm half joking. Half. I know it's a "ridiculous theory" but the more I think about this dude the sillier it all seems that he is a "real" character. He is a caricature of himself. I mean, LOOK AT THE GUY. He looks fake as hell. I mean it's like he's right out of one of those episodes of "Undercover Boss".

Then he says stuff like "If I'm chosen for this big thing..." (he says that it was a revelation and he thought that God was going to choose him for some mission but I think it was more literal... he was "chosen" and it was a slip what he said).

Then I think about pillow sales and the INSANE amount of advertising this dude does. How many fucking pillows does that dude have to sell just to pay for the ads? The margin on pillows must be absolutely crazy for him to produce, distribute, advertise, and then have money leftover to fight the cabal.

It just seems... idunno. weird?

edit: Oh yeah then also learning that he's super smart and can do complex math in his head faster than a calculator. Yeah....

I'm half joking. Half. I know it's a "ridiculous theory" but the more I think about this dude the sillier it all seems that he is a "real" character. He is a caricature of himself. I mean, LOOK AT THE GUY. He looks fake as hell. I mean it's like he's right out of one of those episodes of "Undercover Boss".

Then he says stuff like "If I'm chosen for this big thing..." (he says that it was a revelation and he thought that God was going to choose him for some mission but I think it was more literal... he was "chosen" and it was a slip what he said).

Then I think about pillow sales and the INSANE amount of advertising this dude does. How many fucking pillows does that dude have to sell just to pay for the ads? The margin on pillows must be absolutely crazy for him to produce, distribute, advertise, and then have money leftover to fight the cabal.

It just seems... idunno. weird?

edit: Oh yeah then also learning that he's super smart and can do complex math in his head faster than a calculator. Yeah....

I'm half joking. Half. I know it's a "ridiculous theory" but the more I think about this dude the sillier it all seems that he is a "real" character. He is a caricature of himself. I mean, LOOK AT THE GUY. He looks fake as hell. I mean it's like he's right out of one of those episodes of "Undercover Boss".

Then he says stuff like "If I'm chosen for this big thing..." (he says that it was a revelation and he thought that God was going to choose him for some mission but I think it was more literal... he was "chosen" and it was a slip what he said).

Then I think about pillow sales and the INSANE amount of advertising this dude does. How many fucking pillows does that dude have to sell just to pay for the ads? The margin on pillows must be absolutely crazy for him to produce, distribute, advertise, and then have money leftover to fight the cabal.

It just seems... idunno. weird?

edit: Oh yeah then also learning that he's super smart and can do complex math in his head faster than a calculator. Yeah....

I'm half joking. Half. I know it's a "ridiculous theory" but the more I think about this dude the sillier it all seems that he is a "real" character. He is a caricature of himself. I mean, LOOK AT THE GUY. He looks fake as hell. I mean it's like he's right out of one of those episodes of "Undercover Boss".

Then he says stuff like "If I'm chosen for this big thing..." (he says that it was a revelation and he thought that God was going to choose him for some mission but I think it was more literal... he was "chosen" and it was a slip what he said).

Then I think about pillow sales and the INSANE amount of advertising this dude does. How many fucking pillows does that dude have to sell just to pay for the ads? The margin on pillows must be absolutely crazy for him to produce, distribute, advertise, and then have money leftover to fight the cabal.

It just seems... idunno. weird?

edit: Oh yeah then also learning that he's super smart and can do complex math in his head faster than a calculator. Yeah....

I'm half joking. Half. I know it's a "ridiculous theory" but the more I think about this dude the sillier it all seems that he is a "real" character. He is a caricature of himself. I mean, LOOK AT THE GUY. He looks fake as hell. I mean it's like he's right out of one of those episodes of "Undercover Boss".

Then he says stuff like "If I'm chosen for this big thing..." (he says that it was a revelation and he thought that God was going to choose him for some mission but I think it was more literal... he was "chosen" and it was a slip what he said).

Then I think about pillow sales and the INSANE amount of advertising this dude does. How many fucking pillows does that dude have to sell just to pay for the ads? The margin on pillows must be absolutely crazy for him to produce, distribute, advertise, and then have money leftover to fight the cabal.

It just seems... idunno. weird?

edit: Oh yeah then also learning that he's super smart and can do complex math in his head faster than a calculator. Yeah....

I'm half joking. Half. I know it's a "ridiculous theory" but the more I think about this dude the sillier it all seems that he is a "real" character. He is a caricature of himself. I mean, LOOK AT THE GUY. He looks fake as hell. I mean it's like he's right out of one of those episodes of "Undercover Boss".

Then he says stuff like "If I'm chosen for this big thing..." (he says that it was a revelation and he thought that God was going to choose him for some mission but I think it was more literal... he was "chosen" and it was a slip what he said).

Then I think about pillow sales and the INSANE amount of advertising this dude does. How many fucking pillows does that dude have to sell just to pay for the ads? The margin on pillows must be absolutely crazy for him to produce, distribute, advertise, and then have money leftover to fight the cabal.

It just seems... idunno. weird?