You're a Californian. The "Californians" the rest of the country thinks of when they talk about CA are not actually organic to CA. They are:

• bums from other states looking to escape the harsh seasons of the rest of the nation.
• college intellectuals escaping other states that treated them like the cunts and faggots that they are.
• other states' whelps whose stupid fuckin' parents paid the liberal academic machine to ruin their kids... who then stayed in CA to ruin it for locals that were too nice to correct their shitty behavior and send them back to nowheresville.
• techbros and other corporate transplants from other states
• fags from other states
• feminazis from other states
• joggers from other states enabled by welfare state.
• Chinese Indians and Pakis imported to supplant the educated/skilled labor middle classes.
• illegal immigrants
• wealthy liberal boomers that have residences in multiple states and are loyal to class, not community.
• retarded locals that want to fit in with all of the above.

You're a Californian. The "Californians" the rest of the country thinks of when they talk about CA are not actually organic to CA. They are:

• bums from other states looking to escape the harsh seasons of the rest of the nation.
• college intellectuals escaping other states that treated them like the cunts and faggots that they are.
• other states' whelps whose stupid fuckin' parents paid the liberal academic machine to ruin their kids... who then stayed in CA to ruin it for locals that were too nice to correct their shitty behavior and send them back to nowheresville.
• techbros and other corporate transplants from other states
• fags from other states
• feminazis from other states
• joggers from other states
• illegal immigrants
• wealthy liberal boomers that have residences in multiple states and are loyal to class, not community.
• retarded locals that want to fit in with all of the above.