I've decided to be ballsy and link to the twitter that chronicles my journey here for everyone. Mods, can we please play nice this time? I'm not violating Rule 5.

My abbreviated autobiography begins here.

Anything tweeted before that date was....well, read the story.

And yes, I'm aware that it's batshit crazy. I lived it. And also, I am in good health. I've been left alone since January 20th, and the real craziness was limited to one week in the middle of my journey.

EDIT: What I linked to above is just the first portion of quite a long story. I broke it up into separate threads when I tweeted it out because I suck at twitter. To read the full story, you'll need to open the main twitter page and scroll down until you find the thread I linked to, then read up from there. Have fun.

I've decided to be ballsy and link to the twitter that chronicles my journey here for everyone. Mods, can we please play nice this time? I'm not violating Rule 5.

My abbreviated autobiography begins here.

Anything tweeted before that date was....well, read the story.

And yes, I'm aware that it's batshit crazy. I lived it. And also, I am in good health. I've been left alone since January 20th, and the real craziness was limited to one week in the middle of my journey.