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Reason: None provided.

I would have to go to the doctor's to be screened.

Joke's on them.

Edit: I mentioned this in another post, but my wife pressured me into getting a physical soon after we were married, because that's just what wives do.

I had her schedule one and I passed it with flying colors. Blood pressure was under 120, blood work was great (high levels of all nutrients), etc.

Doctor asked me what my secret was.

"I eat whole foods and stay away from people like you." (Said this with a deadpan tone, but it was literally the truth of what I believe.)

Still wish I had a picture of the microexpression he flashed before regaining his composure. I think I blew his mind for just a moment.

My only health issue was becoming overweight after making the switch from construction to IT and still eating like a construction worker. I started intermittent fasting and switched to OMAD (One Meal a Day) right after Covid hit and have lost nearly all the weight I've packed on since getting married and making my career change.

I've always felt I'll go see a doctor for broken bones or a heart attack and that's it.

3 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

I would have to go to the doctor's to be screened.

Joke's on them.

Edit: I mentioned this in another post, but my wife pressured me into getting a physical soon after we were married, because that's just what wives do.

I had her schedule one and I passed it with flying colors. Blood pressure was under 120, blood work was great (high levels of all nutrients), etc.

Doctor asked me what my secret was.

"I eat whole foods and stay away from people like you." (Said this with a deadpan tone, but it was literally the truth of what I believe.)

Still wish I had a picture of the microexpression he flashed before regaining his composure. I think I blew his mind for just a moment.

My only health issue was becoming overweight after making the switch from construction to IT and still eating like a construction worker. I started intermittent fasting and switched to OMAD (One Meal a Day) right after Covid hit and have lost nearly all the weight I've packed on since getting married and making my career change.

3 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

I would have to go to the doctor's to be screened.

Joke's on them.

3 years ago
1 score