So how are they supposed to tell you’re taking them exactly? I’d just carry a half empty box in my pocket if I had to prove shit! But I’m no. This won’t fly. Next they’ll be creating Vaxxerette!

“For when you feel the urge to Vaxx, or take a quick dirt nap, Vaxxerette Gum! Vaxxerette can help to solve those cravings! And put you six feet under uhhh, I mean provide 6 feet social distance from others too! Vaxxerette Gum! New from Pfizer! Safe, 6 ft under distance, and diminished health. Vaxxerette!”

So how are they supposed to tell you’re taking them exactly? I’d just carry a half empty box in my pocket if I had to prove shit! But I’m no. This won’t fly. Next they’ll be creating Vaxxerette!

“For when you feel the urge to Vaxx, or take a quick dirt nap, Vaxxerette! Vaxxerette can help to solve those cravings! And put you six feet under uhhh, I mean provide 6 feet social distance from others too! Vaxxerette! New from Pfizer! Safe, 6 ft under distance, and diminished health. Vaxxerette!”

So how are they supposed to tell you’re taking them exactly? I’d just carry a half empty box in my pocket if I had to prove shit! But I’m no. This won’t fly. Next they’ll be creating Vaxxerette!

“For when you feel the urge to Vaxx, or take a quick dirt nap, Vaxxerette! Vaxxerette can help to solve those cravings! And put you six feet under too! Vaxxerette! New from Pfizer! Safe, 6 ft under distance, and diminished health. Vaxxerette!”