Did you hear the story about the German family who got stuck in an Australian quarantine camp after visiting relatives in Sydney?

The father's entire family were turned into bars of soap and lampshades while he was taking a shower... and then he realized the shower was deadly gas and he died. Also his head shrunk and something... something... masturbation tortured devices and anal gas pumps. Also babies were used for skeet shooting, there was a robotic roller-coaster of death, dancing buckets of amputated limbs, lakes full of deadly acid, pedal powered skull-smashers, geysers of blood from the ground, hand-swap surgeries and pens from the future.

True story.

Did you hear the story about the German family who got stuck in an Australian quarantine camp after visiting relatives in Sydney?

The father's entire family were turned into bars of soap and lampshades while he was taking a shower... and then he realized the shower was deadly gas and he died. Also his head shrunk and something... something... masturbation tortured devices and anal gas pumps. Also babies were used for skeet shooting, there was a robotic roller-coaster of death, dancing buckets of amputated limbs, pedal powered skull-smashers, geysers of blood from the ground, hand-swap surgeries and pens from the future.

True story.

Did you hear the story about the German family who got stuck in an Australian quarantine camp after visiting relatives in Sydney?

The father's entire family were turned into bars of soap and lampshades while he was taking a shower... and then he realized the shower was deadly gas and he died. Also his head shrunk and something... something... masturbation tortured devices and anal gas pumps. Also babies were used for skeet shooting, there was a robotic roller-coaster of death, dancing buckets of blood, pedal powered skull-smashers, geysers of blood from the ground, hand-swap surgeries and pens from the future.

True story.

Did you hear the story about the German family who got stuck in an Australian quarantine camp after visiting relatives in Sydney?

The father's entire family were turned into bars of soap and lampshades while he was taking a shower... and then he realized the shower was deadly gas and he died. Also his head shrunk and something... something... masturbation tortured devices and anal gas pumps. Also babies were used for skeet shooting, there was a robotic roller-coaster of death, dancing buckets of blood, pedal powered skull-smashers, geizers of blood from the ground, hand-swap surgeries and pens from the future.

True story.