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Absolutely ,Santa Claus is real,i know i met him once,yep shaw did!!,.he showed up one time down under,in NZ,.,but he hadnt allowed for daylight saving and it was summer when he turned up,,he looked really hot with all that Red Inuit gear on, so i gave him my old pair of flip flops,and a spare hawaiian shirt and shorts & he was good to go,anyway after a few Tequila,and a whisky,.he looked me rart in the ah,. and said " whale boa,i gotta skeedaddle,.so ah better hit the road,.er skar,.!,he spoke like those cowboys, in a bad Western" As it was getting dark and he didnt want to get pulled over by a Cop for a rear light out,.anyway,.before he left i gave Rudolfs nose a quick shine,and off he went,.in the direction of the South Po?,,uh..Eas...North....Santa your going the wrong wa?.. with a ,Ho,HOE,HOE.HOEE...!!

3 years ago
1 score
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absolutely ,Santa Claus is real,i know i met him once,yep shaw did!!,.he showed up one time down under,in NZ,.,but he hadnt allowed for daylight saving and it was summer when he turned up,,he looked really hot with all that Red Inuit gear on, so i gave him my old pair of flip flops,and a spare hawaiian shirt and shorts & he was good to go,anyway after a few Tequila,and a whisky,.he looked me rart in the ah,. and said " whale boa,i gotta skeedaddle,.so ah better hit the road,.er skar,.!", as it was getting dark and he didnt want to get pulled over by a Cop for a rear tail light out,.anyway,.before he left i gave Rudolfs nose a quick shine,and off he went,.in the direction of the South Po?,,uh..Eas...North....Santa your going the wrong wa?.. with a ,Ho,HOE,HOE.HOEE...!!

3 years ago
1 score