Aspirin factories mysteriously go-up in flames and it magically disappears from Amazon. Next Drs forget what it even IS. /s(?). Breaking; European medical establishment can't determine cause of heart attack spikes. "Well it aint Astra Zeneca" (sic THIS time) stated Dr Emeritus Fagboy of the University of Lesbos.

Aspirin factories mysteriously go-up in flames and it magically disappears from Amazon. Next Drs forget what it even IS. /s(?).