Passive-aggresive version:

Sing the lyrics "dumb de dumb de dumb dumb dumb" when in earshot of a masked mass media victim, while tapping lips as if pondering internally how stupid you have to be to ignore the label on their own boxes of masks that tells they are ineffective.

They can't do the same because touching your face diaper "is a no-no and kills grandma".

Don't make eye contact. Let it play on their subconscious.

It's what mass media is doing to everyone.

By the third time they hear it from a rando awake stranger, they gon' be trippin' like Brandon walking up a plane ramp.

Passive aggresive version:

Sing the lyrics "dumb de dumb de dumb dumb dumb" when in earshot of a masked mass media victim, while tapping lips as if pondering internally how stupid you have to be to ignore the label on their own boxes of masks that tells they are ineffective.

They can't do the same because touching your face diaper "is a no-no and kills grandma".

Don't make eye contact. Let it play on their subconscious.

It's what mass media is doing to everyone.

By the third time they hear it from a rando awake stranger, they gon' be trippin' like Brandon walking up a plane ramp.