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The "real" Hillary could have died months ago. Or years, like when she was tossed into that van like a side of beef.

Everyone in politics could be dead and replaced by actors at this point, and we're not allowed to know.

You have to understand, these "people"; their names... they are treated like corporate entities.

Hillary Clinton™ is a subsidiary of the Clinton Foundation. Whomever it's CEO employee is, IS effectively the "real" Hillary Clinton -- including box holograms, body doubles, deepfakes, and CGI.

Edit: To be clear, my point is, they can't just be "arrested" or "executed." You can't arrest or execute a corporate trademark.


Look how they handle Ronald McDonald.

https://www.rd.com/article/rules-of-ronald-mcdonald/

It's the same modus operandi:

One of the most important rules of playing the McDonalds mascot is that Ronald is never allowed to reveal his true personality. When he’s in costume, the only name he goes by is Ronald McDonald. The company also likes to pretend that there is only one Ronald, but they tend to keep a lot of secrets. How does Ronald appear in multiple countries at the same time on the same day? How are these secret menu items created? These are secrets we may never know. But, because of the image that McDonald’s likes to uphold, no two Ronald’s are ever allowed to be spotted together.

-Ronalds are never allowed to hug kids. They’re only supposed to pat the children on the back.

-They have to sign numerous waivers saying that they’ll never reveal what they learned working for the company

-They have to promote the idea of fun to their customers, they shouldn’t directly promote the food

-If kids ask, you can’t tell them that burgers come from cows (though McDonald’s won’t add meatless burgers)

-When in character, they’re not allowed to eat McDonald’s food; it could smudge their makeup

-They have to be fit, or at least have a body that appears to be fit

-They have to follow a script when answering questions asked by customers. If they don’t have an answer that fits, they are instructed to say, “ask someone wearing normal shoes.”

3 years ago
2 score
Reason: Original

The "real" Hillary could have died months ago. Or years, like when she was tossed into that van like a side of beef.

Everyone in politics could be dead and replaced by actors at this point, and we're not allowed to know.

You have to understand, these "people"; their names... they are treated like corporate entities.

Hillary Clinton™ is a subsidiary of the Clinton Foundation. Whomever it's CEO employee is, IS effectively the "real" Hillary Clinton -- including box holograms, body doubles, deepfakes, and CGI.


Look how they handle Ronald McDonald.

https://www.rd.com/article/rules-of-ronald-mcdonald/

It's the same modus operandi:

One of the most important rules of playing the McDonalds mascot is that Ronald is never allowed to reveal his true personality. When he’s in costume, the only name he goes by is Ronald McDonald. The company also likes to pretend that there is only one Ronald, but they tend to keep a lot of secrets. How does Ronald appear in multiple countries at the same time on the same day? How are these secret menu items created? These are secrets we may never know. But, because of the image that McDonald’s likes to uphold, no two Ronald’s are ever allowed to be spotted together.

-Ronalds are never allowed to hug kids. They’re only supposed to pat the children on the back.

-They have to sign numerous waivers saying that they’ll never reveal what they learned working for the company

-They have to promote the idea of fun to their customers, they shouldn’t directly promote the food

-If kids ask, you can’t tell them that burgers come from cows (though McDonald’s won’t add meatless burgers)

-When in character, they’re not allowed to eat McDonald’s food; it could smudge their makeup

-They have to be fit, or at least have a body that appears to be fit

-They have to follow a script when answering questions asked by customers. If they don’t have an answer that fits, they are instructed to say, “ask someone wearing normal shoes.”

3 years ago
1 score