Have we stopped the counting because of a water main leak yet?

No.

Have we kicked the media and all Republicans out of the counting room because they were violating state Covid mandates yet?

No.

Have we boarded up the windows because of... Well, I don't know why they should be boarded up, but it obviously needs to be done. Have we done it yet?

No.

Have we had truckloads of 3am mail in ballots yet?

No.

Obviously its still too close to call.

Have we stopped the counting because of a water main leak yet?

No.

Have we kicked the media and all Republicans out of the counting room because they were violating state Covid mandates yet?

No.

Have we boarded up the windows because of... Well, I don't know why they should be boarded up, but it obviously needs to be done. Have we done it yet?

No.

Have we had truckloads of 3am mail in ballots yet?

No.

Obviously its still too close to call.