Someone needs to come up with a plexiglass hat that extends like a tube with the bottom end open where the ankles come out so they can enjoy every fart three times longer. While they are at it make it in the shape of a dick so everyone knows at a distance what kind of head they are looking at.

Some one needs to come up with a plexiglass hat that extends like tube with the bottom end open where the ankles come out so they can enjoy every fart three times as long. While they are at it make it in the shape of a dick so every knows at a distance what kind of head they are looking at.