Triple vaxxed = Retarded

Quadruple vaxxed = Leo Tard (because you know, four legs)

Quintuple vaxxed = Quintessential Tard

Sextuple vaxxed = Sextarded (that's a no brainer)

Septuple vaxxed = Septuagentard (it just rolls off the tongue so nicely and sounds so terrifically "Roman Legion on the short bus." I hope some people survive until seven!)

Octuple vaxxed = They're dead Dave, Everybody's dead Dave.

Anyone the CDC considers fully vaxxed = Full Retard

Everyone knows, you never go Full Retard!

Triple vaxxed = Retarded

Quadruple vaxxed = Leo Tard (because you know, four legs)

Quintuple vaxxed = Quintessential Tard

Sextuple vaxxed = Sextarded (that's a no brainer)

Septuple vaxxed = Septuagentard (it just rolls off the tongue so nicely and sounds so terrifically "Roman Legion on the short bus." I hope some people survive until seven!)

Octuple vaxxed = They're dead Dave, Everybodies dead Dave.

Anyone the CDC considers fully vaxxed = Full Retard

Everyone knows, you never go Full Retard!

Triple vaxxed = Retarded

Quadruple vaxxed = Leo Tard (because you know, four legs)

Quintuple vaxxed = Quintessential Tard

Sextuple vaxxed = Sextarded (that's a no brainer)

Septuple vaxxed = Septuagentard (it just rolls off the tongue so nicely and sounds so terrifically "Roman Legion on the short bus." I hope some people survive until seven!)

Octuple vaxxed = Dead Dave, Everybodies dead Dave.

Anyone the CDC considers fully vaxxed = Full Retard

Everyone knows, you never go Full Retard!

Triple vaxxed = Retarded

Quadruple vaxxed = Leo Tard (because you know, four legs)

Quintuple vaxxed = Quintessential Tard

Sextuple vaxxed = Sextarded (that's a no brainer)

Septuple vaxxed = Septuagentard (it just rolls off the tongue so nicely and sounds so terrifically "Roman Legion on the short bus." I hope some people survive until seven!)

Anyone the CDC considers fully vaxxed = Full Retard

Everyone knows, you never go Full Retard!