...back in the hills I was warned by my fox hunter Grandpa to beware of "Snow Snakes" in the winter...
,,,"they have no mouth to bite you but they are white which makes them especially dangerous in the snow" he opined...
..."but if they have no mouth to bite you Grandpa, how could they be bad?" the young Ashlanddog queried...
...Grandpa smiled,"they run up your pantleg son, shoot into your asshole and then freeze you to death"....
...I have never made a snow angel since....
...back in the hills I was warned by my fox hunter Grandpa to beware of "Snow Snakes" in the winter...
,,,"they have no mouth to bite you but they are white which makes them especially dangerous in the snow" he opined...
..."but if they have no mouth to bite you Grandpa, how could they be bad?" the young Ashlanddog queried...
Grandpa smiled,"they run up your pantleg son, shoot into your asshole and then freeze you to death"....
...I have never made a snow angel since....