Git a rope. It is a illegal for males -- even these quasi-males -- to wear pink within 100 miles of a mountain.

Decorate yourself like a flower on Day One of the Hibernation Wake-Up Season and have the smell of berry wine cooler on your breath. Bears LOVE that stuff. Have your best butt-buddy wear a long-sleeved bear t-shirt (over his K-Mart "Rugged Mountain Man"-brand fake flannel, also long-sleeved shirt) so the first horny bear who pops out knows who wants him first. Have the girliest she-male wear a feminists need fists too" shirt so any real men who are encountered along the way will beat the hell out of HIM first -- THEN you. Strike the fagiest pose possible to show empathy toward any women who identify as women and are not "Trumpers" -- and to keep THEM from kicking your pathetic asses.

These wimps had Cream of What for breakfast, Weak Thins for lunch and Cuck of Noodles for dinner. They would get their asses kicked by a pack of (Girl Scout level one) Brownies . . . .

Git a rope. It is a illegal for males -- even these quasi-males -- to wear pink within 100 miles of a mountain.

Decorate yourself like a flower on Day One of the Hibernation Wake-Up Season. Have your buddy wear a bear shirt so the first horny bear who pops out knows who wants him first.

These wimps had Cream of What for breakfast, Weak Thins for lunch and noodles for dinner. They would get their asses kicked by a pack of (Girl Scout level one) Brownies . . . .