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Reason: None provided.

I'm slowly suffocating in a pool of internal pus, right in front of my horrified family.

But I still don't regret letting the govt inject me with the experimental poisons that caused it. I'm a good sheep who does what it's told and shuts up about it.

If I somehow survive this, despite being deprived of a cheap proven medicine that would have cured me in a few hours,...I will dutifully go get another booster, and another, as many as I'm commanded to get.

I don't know what's in them and wouldn't understand if it were explained to me. I know the shots are killing people, including me, but oh well. I don't mind. The teevee sez to keep going to get more shots. Who am I to question the teevee?

Thinking is hard. I prefer to let the government do it for me. They're the experts.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

I'm slowly suffocating in a pool of internal pus, right in front of my horrified family.

But I still don't regret letting the govt inject me with the experimental poisons that caused it. I'm a good sheep who does what it's told and shuts up about it.

If I somehow survive this, despite being deprived of a cheap proven medicine that would have cured me in a few hours,...I will dutifully go get another booster, and another, as many as I'm commanded to get. I don't know what's in them and wouldn't understand if it were explained to me, and the shots are killing people, including me, but I don't mind. I'm just that fucking stupid.

Thinking is hard. I prefer to let the government do it for me. They're the experts.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

I'm slowly suffocating in a pool of internal pus, right in front of my horrified family. But I still don't regret letting the govt inject me with the experimental poisons that caused it. I'm a good sheep who does what it's told and shuts up about it. If I survive this, I will get another booster, and another, as many as I'm commanded to get.

Thinking is hard. I prefer to let the government do it for me. They're the experts.

2 years ago
1 score