Canadian

This morning as I was going to work some dude was just outside the turnstiles at the metro station distributing some free news Papers.

I , being very curious in nature, approached the feller to "maybe" get a copy of this potentially new and interesting info media.

Check this out...

As I'm getting closer and closer my eyes start to make out some color and letters. I'm 5-6 feet away from this new encounter and for some reason, as I got within earshot of this guy, I say "Ohh! The Epoc Times!" My eyes now looking downwards to the paper in his hand coming towards me. I thought I heard him say, "No it's the PPC". Now I'm thinking to myself he's talking about that new conservative offshoot party. Half a second later the paper in my hand and he says again but clearer now because I'm a lil closer.. "CPC". Keep in mind I said Epoc times . Kek. And Hallelujah

I already knew what it was but I asked, what's that?

Guess what he said...

"It's the Communists Party of Canada news letter"

or some goblygook. So after an intensive beating that lasted about 17 minutes, in my mind.... I put the paper back in his arms a second after he said Canada, looked him or zer maybe, got about 17 inches from his ear and calmly but firmly said,.

"Go fuck yourself"

As I'm pulling back I can see his eyes are now .. really open.

I proceed to the Tim's about 20 feet away for my coffee.. the mind beatdown just went into round 2.

I turn around to throw some America at him with my eyes and see him with his pedohandler one second and the next both are gone.

Fuck these lazy thieves..

Fuck it felt good to tell that fuck to fuck him or her self .

Canadian

This morning as I was going to work some dude was just outside the turnstiles at the metro station distributing some free news Papers.

I , being very curious in nature, approached the feller to "maybe" get a copy of this potentially new and interesting info media.

Check this out...

As I'm getting closer and closer my eyes start to make out some color and letters. I'm 5-6 feet away from this new encounter and for some reason, as I got within earshot of this guy, I say "Ohh! The Epoc Times!" My eyes now looking downwards to the paper in his hand coming towards me. I thought I heard him say, "No it's the PPC". Now I'm thinking to myself he's talking about that new conservative offshoot party. Half a second later the paper in my hand and he says again but clearer now because I'm a lil closer.. "CPC". Keep in mind I said Epic times . Kek

I already knew what it was but I asked, what's that?

Guess what he said...

"It's the Communists Party of Canada news letter"

or some goblygook. So after an intensive beating that lasted about 17 minutes, in my mind.... I put the paper back in his arms a second after he said Canada, looked him or zer maybe, got about 17 inches from his ear and calmly but firmly said,.

"Go fuck yourself"

As I'm pulling back I can see his eyes are now .. really open.

I proceed to the Tim's about 20 feet away for my coffee.. the mind beatdown just went into round 2.

I turn around to throw some America at him with my eyes and see him with his pedohandler one second and the next both are gone.

Fuck these lazy thieves..

Fuck it felt good to tell that fuck to fuck him or her self .