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Awesome plot of Mission Impossible XVII: the MI crew has to extract lethal biowar materials from Kiev but in the course of activity accidently spills it into a bucket of KFC.

Then a hungry jogger carjacks them and takes the bucket and eats it, and turns into the Incredible Black Hulk. He charges at Kamala Harris (in a cameo role) who screams and then quickly says "I love BBC!" and drops to her calloused knees.

Not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton yells "I'm bisexual but I'll make it Hulkosexual" to distract him then grabs the remaining KFC in order to sell it to the highest foreign bidder.

Tom grabs a motorcycle from in front of a biker bar and chases her but a mob of angry bikers pour out of the bar which has a rainbow flag. Now Tom must escape angry drunk faggot bikers, recover the chicken, and save the world. Also stars Nancy Pelosi as an ice-cream eating hand rubbing drunk bitch from hell.

With Hunter Biden's help, Hillary makes a deal with Israel and prepares to exchange the chicken for a large sum paid to the Haiti Foundation. In a screen first, Tom makes an appearance in leather straps and shaved balls as he descends from the ceiling on a rope to steal the chicken. Howevr, his straps get caught as he ascends and he falls to his death in a shark tank in the art museum.

Soon to be issued by Disney with a singing mermaid spliced into the middle of the chase scenes for no fucking reason but she sings about equality for black lesbian whale fuckers and injustices for kiddie fucker pedos.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Awesome plot of Mission Impossible XVII: the MI crew has to extract lethal biowar materials from Kiev but in the course of activity accidenly spills it into a bucket of KFC.

Then a hungry jogger carjacks them and takes the bucket and eats it, and turns into the Incredible Black Hulk. He charges at Kamala Harris (in a cameo role) who screams and then quickly says "I love BBC!" and drops to her calloused knees.

Not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton yells "I'm bisexual but I'll make it Hulkosexual" to distract him then grabs the remaining KFC in order to sell it to the highest foreign bidder.

Tom grabs a motorcycle from in front of a biker bar and chases her but a mob of angry bikers pour out of the bar which has a rainbow flag. Now Tom must escape angry drunk faggot bikers, recover the chicken, and save the world. Also stars Nancy Pelosi as an ice-cream eating hand rubbing drunk bitch from hell.

With Hunter Biden's help, Hillary makes a deal with Israel and prepares to exchange the chicken for a large sum paid to the Haiti Foundation. In a screen first, Tom makes an appearance in leather straps and shaved balls as he descends from the ceiling on a rope to steal the chicken. Howevr, his straps get caught as he ascends and he falls to his death in a shark tank in the art museum.

Soon to be issued by Disney with a singing mermaid spliced into the middle of the chase scenes for no fucking reason but she sings about equality for black lesbian whale fuckers and injustices for kiddie fucker pedos.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Awesome plot of Mission Impossible XVII: the MI crew has to extract lethal biowar materials from Kiev but in the course of activity accidenly spills it into a bucket of KFC.

Then a hungry jogger carjacks them and takes the bucket and eats it, and turns into the Incredible Black Hulk. He charges at Kamala Harris (in a cameo role) who screams and then quickly says "I love BBC!" and drops to her calloused knees.

Not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton yells "I'm bisexual but I'll make it Hulkosexual" to distract him then grabs the remaining KFC in order to sell it to the highest foreign bidder.

Tom grabs a motorcycle from in front of a biker bar and chases her but a mob of angry bikers pour out of the bar which has a rainbow flag. Now Tom must escape angry drunk faggot bikers, recover the chicken, and save the world. Also stars Nancy Pelosi as an ice-cream eating hand rubbing drunk bitch from hell.

Soon to be issued by Disney with a singing mermaid spliced into the middle of the chase scenes for no fucking reason but she sings about equality for black lesbian whale fuckers and injustices for kiddie fucker pedos.

2 years ago
1 score