Why would he design a man from being able to suck his own wiener?

I just have to trust he know what he was doing.

And he wanted to separate man from the Rolley Polley.

Why would he design a man from being able to suck his own wiener?

So maybe we would go through the travail of finding a women.

And to keep us all from looking like Lisa Simpson with the pacifier.

https://www.deviantart.com/dlee1293847/art/The-Simpsons-Lisa-with-a-Pacifier-869867356